Saturday, September 03, 2005

Once they Discovered They Weren't Jewish Cheetahs...

Iran Seeks to Save Rare Cheetahs

"Most of the country... worshippers of the one and only Allah and Mohammed is his only messenger lulululu... was totally unaware of the value of these fine animals," conservation officials said in an Iran Loves All Bearded Animals news conference. "Villagers from the outlying provences have this wonderful French recipe for cat ala Allah and from now on we'll be breeding these beasts to beat the band as the infidel satans of the west call it..."

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