Sunday, September 18, 2005

Tell Us The Missile Bedtime Story, Daddy...PLEASE

Long, long ago, in a land far, far away, there was a popular conservative internet kingdom named little green footballs. Now King Charles was a kindly king and much loved by the people, but all of the land knew how easy he was to fool and many a jester turned the King into quite the laughing stock. "Look", the bishop would shout as the King blogged by, "It's His Majesty, Charles The Clueless and I wonder what silliness he's fallen for today?!" "Why, his Lordship is seeing missiles in his sleep he is!", hailed the baker, "No...t'was nothing but a flock of pigeons that scared his Highness half to death they did!", exclaimed the candlestick maker...

Michelle Malkin has the update on the LGF scoop. The story of the airplane that was fired upon by surface to air missiles that no one else had seen nor heard about.

Birds. It was a flock of birds.

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