Working The Ruger AC556

Seriously now, while watching I desperately wanted to rip that carbine from each of their hands and show them how to dance it to full rock & roll.

Here's where you can learn more about this line of firearms.

RAT Cutlery

RAT 7 Goes...Snnnnnnnnnnap



You won't need a translation from Argentinian to English.

Cheaper Than Dirt's rough-use knife will hold up far better, and for a lot less dinero, too. To the tune of 10 times cheaper.

D2...which I've never been overly fond of...is one of those cannot-die uber-steel flavors of the month. After month after month. Especially ever since CMP S30V came into being, and those owning less favorable steels were hit with the realization that their sacred blades were severely inferior and couldn't stand to face the truth.

Ted Kennedy: Shovel-Ready

"God bless him, but ol’ Teddy was the life of the party, even if he was also the death of partygoers. Hey, did you folks hear this one yet?

Q. What’s the difference between Ted Kennedy and Ronald Reagan?
A. As a young man Ronnie saved girls from drowning
Oh, I got a million of ‘em, folks. I just swam in from Chappaquiddick, and boy, are my arms tired.

I tell, ya, Ted Kennedy gets no respect, no respect at all. Why, when Ted Kennedy came out in favor of abortion, his own mother said, “Oh, now he tells me!” . . .

Seriously, folks, appropriate tributes to Ted Kennedy’s legacy are a bipartisan obligation. As a matter of fact, the Republican National Committee is now raising money to fund the Edward M. Kennedy Memorial on the national mall in Washington. A leading sculptor has already been commissioned to create a monumental statue of an inverted Oldsmobile . . .

Click the headline link for the full magilla.

Hogtown Update

Lotsa gator-trapping the past few days and I'm as pooped as all get out. Just difficult to get fired up by the same old bullshit if you know what I mean, especially when one is tuckered to a T.

Obama the terrorist did this, Obama the terrorist did that, yadda yadda. Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi continue to spit upon their country and its Constitution, blah, blah, blah. The Brady Bunch wants America disarmed so that minority killing machines can inflict mayhem with impunity.

Yawn.

Gimme a good nights sleep and I'll be back with a vengeance.

Skankles Considers Suspending Aid To Honduras

WASHINGTON -- "Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton is considering action against Honduras in the wake of its military takeover, a move that could lead to suspension of millions in U.S. development aid, a senior State Department official said Thursday.

Her staff has recommended that she sign a determination that the ouster and forced exile of President Manuel Zelaya on June 28 meets the legal definition of a coup d'etat, the official said.

That would trigger suspension of $215 million in U.S. aid under an anti-poverty program run by the Millennium Challenge Corp.

The official briefed reporters on condition of anonymity because a decision on the recommended action is still pending.

The presidential crisis in Honduras has put the Obama administration in a tricky position as it works with regional leaders to reinstate Zelaya, who is opposed by all branches of the Honduran government as well as the military, which removed him and flew him out of the country.

The Organization of American States sent a high-level delegation to Honduras this week to try to arrange the reinstatement of Zelaya but failed. U.S. officials have grown frustrated with the de facto Honduran government's refusal thus far to accept a compromise solution proposed by Costa Rican President Oscar Arias, who has acted as a mediator in the dispute.

Zelaya was deposed amid suspicions among his opponents that he wanted to overturn the constitutional provision limiting Honduran presidents to a single term. He denies that was his intention.

The Obama administration initially suspended military relations with Honduras and suspended some aid, but it has withheld legal judgment that would determine the fate of the Millennium Challenge assistance.

On Tuesday, Honduras' interim leader, Roberto Micheletti, acknowledged that the country would suffer consequences for refusing to reinstate Zelaya, but he suggested that nothing short of armed intervention could change the situation."

And good for them. Son of a bitch decides to take the first step in declaring himself president for life, the Honduras high courts jump in and ask the military to send the fucker packing, and guess what...

But of course the Obama administration is on the side of the scumbag.

This, ya see, is something near and dear to Emperor Obie's heart. Half the time I think the bastard is hoping for a major terrorist attack so that he can declare country-wide martial law and suspend elections, etc, and the other half of the time I'm sure of it.

Neither the rule of law nor the Constitution mean anything to this shithead, so anything is possible.

The Lyin Senate Lost Its Biggest Pussy

Or...At Long Last, Burying The Blowhard...A Conservative Eulogy

Teddy Kennedy was an awful human being. For example, someday someone will total the number of women he molested and such a staggering sum is certain to make Bill Clinton green with envy. And wasn't it a shame that he could drink like a fish but not swim like one when it counted.

Yet I come to bury geezer not to praise him...yes...to most liberal democrats rape and drunkenness is one of the benefits of rising to high office and worthy of accolade, but no, I merely wish to offer that wasn't it a coinky-dink that dearest Teddy kicked the bucket just when Emperor Obie was on vacation...

Of course, no such thing happened. It was simply a case of the family pulling the plug at the most propitious time. I'll lay dollars to doughnuts that The Swimmer had been brain dead for some weeks, and the relatives awaited word from Obie on when he was taking the family on vacation so wouldn't it be a good time...since you're in the neighborhood and all... to make a slight diversion from screwing the country in order to say farewell to the Lyin' of the Senate.

And I could be wrong but I do not imagine that The Swimmer was placed on any waiting list when it came to medical treatments. Just a gut feeling.

Just think; Senator Edward Kennedy is famous for taking money from people who worked for a living and giving it to those who refused to.

Nowadays such a life is exalted.

If he was the best the libs could offer we've really nothing to fret about as long as we keep both eyes open.

'Nuff Said

Part II Of Ann Coulter's Look At Obama's Facist Heathcare Proposals

"With the Democrats getting slaughtered -- or should I say, "receiving mandatory end-of-life counseling" -- in the debate over national health care, the Obama administration has decided to change the subject by indicting CIA interrogators for talking tough to three of the world's leading Muslim terrorists.

Had I been asked, I would have advised them against reinforcing the idea that Democrats are hysterical bed-wetters who can't be trusted with national defense while also reminding people of the one thing everyone still admires about President George W. Bush."

So then. Obama has the military despising him, the CIA as well, and who knows what the FBI is thinking.

Which all leads me to believe that certain pissed off people who are supposed to be guarding our asses from islamic terrorists might, just might mind you, let their hatred for the first Terrorist President to cloud their judgment and maybe let in an arabian low yield nuke or two to renovate O'Hare.

This would of course mean that no liberal politician would be elected to public office...except in California and Massachusetts...for a decade or thereabouts, and the Obama administration would go down in history as the worst presidency EVER.

Now if I were a liberal I'd say it was worth it, but NO attack upon my country is a good attack, so even with the prize of losing this shithead and his merry men as the brass ring, I'd never want it to happen.

Which is another thing separating us from the facista. They desperately WANT America to get a black eye because America deserves a black eye for killing all those poor misguided moslems in Iraq and elsewhere.

Even if islamic terrorists planted an a-bomb in the trunk of Obama's car it'd still piss me off if just ONE innocent American was killed along with his assholeness. But we all know that the most protected man on the face of the earth is never going to face the wrath of dirty moslems, yet others among us might, especially since the jerkwad is gutting the morale of our intelligence gatherers.

Anyway, go read all of Ann's diatribe as it is worth it.

Hillary Finally Finds A Job Suited For Her Unique Talents

House-Hunting For Dictators

WASHINGTON - "Hillary Clinton likes to remind people, including her husband, that she's the secretary of state, but her role has now expanded to became the hotel booking agent for screwy Libyan dictator Moammar Khadafy.

The State Department was desperately trying to avoid an international incident by finding Khadafy a place in the city so he doesn't put down stakes, literally, by pitching a tent in Englewood, N.J.

"We are involved in discussions" on the Khadafy dilemma, said State Department spokesman Ian Kelly.

"We, of course, are sensitive to the concerns" of whoever might have to share the neighborhood with Khadafy, Kelly said, adding, "No decision has been made ... regarding where he will stay."

Since the Obie Administration HAS no policy regarding human rights, murderous thugs such as the criminal known as Mo Dafy have their very own secretary of state looking for cribs to tide them over.

Pictured: Secretary of State Hillary Rodham.

EDIT: Sorry about that. The pic is Mo Dafy and not Skankles. I often confuse one with the other.

Ted Kennedy Dead

"Sen. Ted Kennedy, the lion of the senate and the youngest and last surviving brother of the legendary political dynasty heralded as a modern-day Camelot, has died after a yearlong battle with brain cancer. He was 77."

Or, 539 in dog years.

And what a dog he was.

Time to answer for Mary Jo, Teddy boy.

Have fun burning in hell for eternity.

Obo In Vineyard Land

News From The Front

USMC Cpl. Richard S. Weinmaster's Navy Cross citation:

"For extraordinary heroism while serving as Automatic Rifleman, 3d Platoon, Company E, 2d Battalion, 7th Marines, Marine Corps Forces, Central Command (Forward) in support of Operation ENDURING FREEDOM on 8 July 2008. Private First Class Weinmaster's squad was conducting a dismounted patrol down a narrow side street in the Sangin District of Helmand Province, Afghanistan, when enemy forces ambushed the squad with medium machine gun fire and hand grenades. Upon contact, Private First Class Weinmaster immediately began engaging the enemy positions with his squad automatic weapon. As he delivered suppressive fire and assaulted the enemy, encountering a withering volume of fire that passed within meters of his position, Private First Class Weinmaster saw two hand grenades tossed over a wall land in the middle of his patrol. Noting where the grenades landed, he quickly placed himself between the grenade and his fire team leader, using his body to shield both his team leader and several other Marines from the blast, which occurred immediately. Private First Class Weinmaster was seriously injured when the grenade detonated, but his valorous actions prevented his fire team leader from receiving any shrapnel. Although he was critically wounded, Private First Class Weinmaster continued to carry on the attack, engaging enemy forces with accurate weapons fire and forcing them to break contact, until he collapsed from the gravity of his wounds. By his outstanding display of decisive action, unlimited courage in the face of extreme danger, and total dedication to duty, Private First Class Weinmaster reflected great credit upon himself and upheld the highest traditions of the Marine Corps and the United States Naval Service"

Rich is a Corporal now, and the shrapnel that blinded him in one eye remains in his brain, inoperable, but not preventing him from continuing his service in the Marine Corps.

Rich says, ""I didn't do anything special. Everyone on my left and right would have done the same thing. I was just in the right place at the right time."

Oohrah, Rich. And of course, Semper Fi.

Brit Home Office Wants To Ban Beer Glasses

"TIME could be called on the traditional beer glass thanks to Health and Safety jobsworths.

The Home Office has called in a team of designers to develop a new range of safer drinkware.

The move follows growing concern at the number of violent incidents involving glass pint jars.

Sebastian Conran, who heads the Home Office's Design and Technology Alliance Against Crime, said: "There are existing plastic glasses and if you go to a baseball game in the United States you can buy beer in a paper cup.

At American sporting events and concerts, beer is drunk from a paper cup so as to allow roaming vendors to carry more of them at a time, and to drastically reduce cleanup efforts.

Beer is NOT drunk from a glass because the United States government feels that such receptacles are DANGEROUS.

Fucking Brits just can't GET any more pussified, now can they...

Moslems: No Caning During Ramalamadingdong

This just in from the "religion of peace"...

KARAI, Malaysia — "Officials say the caning of a Muslim model who was apprehended for drinking beer has been postponed until after the Islamic fasting month.

Kartika Sari Dewi Shukarno originally had been scheduled to enter a women's prison Monday before being lashed six times with a rattan cane some time this week.

However, Mohamad Sahfri Abdul Aziz, a legislator in charge of religious affairs, says the caning will be carried out after the current Muslim fasting month of Ramadan. It began Saturday and will end in mid-September.

He says the decision was made at the last minute for compassionate reasons on the advice of the Attorney General's office."

Now wouldn't you like to get your hands on the man who'd whip a woman?

Personally, I'm of the opinion that two broken legs, dislocated shoulders, a well deviated septum and the removal of many teeth due to full frontal blunt force trauma would be a good beginning.

For first offenders.

Artificial life will be created 'within months' as genome experts claim vital breakthrough

Scientists are only months away from creating artificial life, it was claimed yesterday.

Dr Craig Venter – one of the world’s most famous and controversial biologists – said his U.S. researchers have overcome one of the last big hurdles to making a synthetic organism.

The first artificial lifeform is likely to be a simple man-made bacterium that proves that the technology can work.

But it will be followed by more complex bacteria that turn coal into cleaner natural gas, or algae that can soak up carbon dioxide and convert it into fuels.

"Ugly?", Dr. Venter said, "Yes, initially they'll be as ugly as sin incarnate but with time we're sure to make them appear less horrific."

Pictured: Artist rendering of artificially created life form.

So Then...Think You're Good With A Knife...

Ann Coulter Begins Her Primer On The Lie That Is National Health Care

"(1) National health care will punish the insurance companies.

You want to punish insurance companies? Make them compete.

As Adam Smith observed, whenever two businessmen meet, "the conversation ends in a conspiracy against the public, or in some contrivance to raise prices." That's why we need a third, fourth and 45th competing insurance company that will undercut them by offering better service at a lower price.

Tiny little France and Germany have more competition among health insurers than the U.S. does right now. Amazingly, both of these socialist countries have less state regulation of health insurance than we do, and you can buy health insurance across regional lines -- unlike in the U.S., where a federal law allows states to ban interstate commerce in health insurance.

U.S. health insurance companies are often imperious, unresponsive consumer hellholes because they're a partial monopoly, protected from competition by government regulation. In some states, one big insurer will control 80 percent of the market. (Guess which party these big insurance companies favor? Big companies love big government.)

Liberals think they can improve the problem of a partial monopoly by turning it into a total monopoly. That's what single-payer health care is: "Single payer" means "single provider."

It's the famous liberal two-step: First screw something up, then claim that it's screwed up because there's not enough government oversight (it's the free market run wild!), and then step in and really screw it up in the name of "reform."

You could fix 90 percent of the problems with health insurance by ending the federal law allowing states to ban health insurance sales across state lines. But when John McCain called for ending the ban during the 2008 presidential campaign, he was attacked by Joe Biden -- another illustration of the ironclad Ann Coulter rule that the worst Republicans are still better than allegedly "conservative" Democrats.

(2) National health care will "increase competition and keep insurance companies honest" -- as President Barack Obama has said.

Government-provided health care isn't a competitor; it's a monopoly product paid for by the taxpayer. Consumers may be able to "choose" whether they take the service -- at least at first -- but every single one of us will be forced to buy it, under penalty of prison for tax evasion. It's like a new cable plan with a "yes" box, but no "no" box.

Obama himself compared national health care to the post office -- immediately conjuring images of a highly efficient and consumer-friendly work force -- which, like so many consumer-friendly shops, is closed by 2 p.m. on Saturdays, all Sundays and every conceivable holiday.

But what most people don't know -- including the president, apparently -- with certain narrow exceptions, competing with the post office is prohibited by law.

Expect the same with national health care. Liberals won't stop until they have total control. How else will they get you to pay for their sex-change operations?

(3) Insurance companies are denying legitimate claims because they are "villains."

Obama denounced the insurance companies in last Sunday's New York Times, saying: "A man lost his health coverage in the middle of chemotherapy because the insurance company discovered that he had gallstones, which he hadn't known about when he applied for his policy. Because his treatment was delayed, he died."

Well, yeah. That and the cancer.

Assuming this is true -- which would distinguish it from every other story told by Democrats pushing national health care -- in a free market, such an insurance company couldn't stay in business. Other insurance companies would scream from the rooftops about their competitor's shoddy business practices, and customers would leave in droves.

If only customers had a choice! But we don't because of government regulation of health insurance.

Speaking of which, maybe if Mr. Gallstone's insurance company weren't required by law to cover early childhood development programs and sex-change operations, it wouldn't be forced to cut corners in the few areas not regulated by the government, such as cancer treatments for patients with gallstones.

(4) National health care will give Americans "basic consumer protections that will finally hold insurance companies accountable" -- as Barack Obama claimed in his op/ed in the Times.

You want to protect consumers? Do it the same way we protect consumers of dry cleaning, hamburgers and electricians: Give them the power to tell their insurance companies, "I'm taking my business elsewhere."

(5) Government intervention is the only way to provide coverage for pre-existing conditions.

The only reason most "pre-existing" conditions aren't already covered is because of government regulations that shrink the insurance market to a microscopic size, which leads to fewer options in health insurance and a lot more uninsured people than would exist in a free market.

The free market has produced a dizzying array of insurance products in areas other than health. (Ironically, array-associated dizziness is not covered by most health plans.) Even insurance companies have "reinsurance" policies to cover catastrophic events occurring on the properties they insure, such as nuclear accidents, earthquakes and Michael Moore dropping in for a visit and breaking the couch.

If we had a free market in health insurance, it would be inexpensive and easy to buy insurance for "pre-existing" conditions before they exist, for example, insurance on unborn -- unconceived -- children and health insurance even when you don't have a job. The vast majority of "pre-existing" conditions that currently exist in a cramped, limited, heavily regulated insurance market would be "covered" conditions under a free market in health insurance.

I've hit my word limit on liberal lies about national health care without breaking a sweat. See this space next week for more lies in our continuing series."

And I'm sure Ann will touch upon the abortion lie that Emperor Obo The First is spewing. Back in the late 60's, liberal courts decided that abortion was nothing more than a perfectly normal medical procedure and does not need to be specifically named as a cover-able "disease".

You won't find "ingrown-toenail-removal" specifically mentioned in the health care fiasco, nor "emergency-ear-wax-amelioration", so the fact that ABORTION isn't listed means diddly squat. Obo knows this and so do we, but since he's a lying son of a bitch he states such "facts" as proof positive that abortion will NOT be covered under the new kill-granny laws he wants to see passed.

The man isn't just the incompetent asshole I first believed him to be.

Hardly.

He's a lying commie subversive incompetent asshole.

Blatantly Purloined From Hammer

US military deaths in Afghanistan region at 710!!!!!!

Where Is Obama's Exit Strategy?????????????

"As of Tuesday, Aug. 18, 2009, at least 708 members of the U.S. military had died in Afghanistan, Pakistan and Uzbekistan as a result of the U.S. invasion of Afghanistan in late 2001, according to the Defense Department. The department last updated its figures Tuesday at 10 a.m. EDT.

Of those, the military reports 536 were killed by hostile action."

He SAID the re-focusing of manpower and logistics from Iraq to the Afghan plains would result in a speedy win!

OBAMA LIED...PEOPLE DIED!!!!!!

HE's NOTHING BUT A CHIMP-HITLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IMPEACH THE BASTARD NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!*

*democrat talking points. the ONLY democrat talking points. used with permission

Guns Now Visible Outside Venues of Obama Appearances...

"President Obama spoke to a veterans group in Phoenix Monday, KVIA News reported. Outside, amidst protesters, were roughly a dozen people carrying guns, one of them with an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle. This was the latest case of firearms openly visible at a presidential event. Last week in Portsmouth, New Hampshire, a man stood outside an Obama healthcare town hall meeting carrying a sign reading “It is time to water the tree of liberty,” with a pistol strapped to his leg.

According to Second Amendment advocates who do not trust the present administration’s stand on gun rights, they are just exercising their constitutional right to bear arms. Advocates of more gun control call this a disaster waiting to happen.

The man with the assault rifle told the Arizona Republic, “In Arizona, I still have some freedoms.”

The man in New Hampshire had commented, “It’s a political statement. If you don’t use your rights, you lose your rights.”

Both Arizona and New Hampshire are “open-carry” states, meaning that anyone legally allowed to carry a firearm can carry it in public so long as it is visible. Only someone with a concealed weapon is required by law to have a permit.

No arrests were made at either event. Authorities and other observers were acutely uncomfortable, though."

Awwwwwwwww...poor babies. Isn't it so, so sad that they were made to feel uncomfortable. This type of thinking and "feeling" is what makes most of us sick to our stomachs, the premise that only "authorities" can be trusted with firearms, particularly because the sad little creatures take every opportunity possible to voice their panicky fear of persons other than themselves "going home safe at night".

Perhaps it would quell their terror somewhat were firearm owners to carry signs reading "Cops shoot more innocent people than we do and we out-number them a thousand-to-one!" Then again, being reminded of that simple fact might make them trigger-happy and they'd shoot off a toe or two and nah, we wouldn't want that to happen.

Bottom line is the fact that "the authorities" are SUPPOSED to feel uncomfortable around the citizenry, and that goes double for our hired help in the White House. Scalawags will forever fear the man of good will, ESPECIALLY when he is ready, willing, and able of defending himself.

Back in the saddle again

Well Google finally relented, determining that lil ole' us here at Messenger ain't no spammers or whatever the hell they were saying we were.

Just coincidental that most of the times I pick on Emperor Obo the First something silly like that happens.

Yeah.

Could Google Suck Any Worse?

Google

Sorry...

We're sorry...

... but your computer or network may be sending automated queries. To protect our users, we can't process your request right now.

See Google Help for more information.

This is the screen I get when trying to click into my favorite blogs. Like Hillbilly White Trash, A Keyboard and A .45, Ride Fast & Shoot Straight, The Smallest Minority, as well as a host of others.

So if your traffic seems to be down as of late, blame Google...those incompetent idiots who refuse to allow access to places where their own fricking ads are being run.

Meanwhile, it was hell to just post this entry so if I totally disappear it isn't because I'm not trying.

Obo ready to drop 'public option'

WASHINGTON – "President Barack Obama's administration signaled on Sunday it is ready to abandon the idea of giving Americans the option of government-run health insurance as part of his ambitious health care proposal.

Facing mounting opposition to the overhaul, administration officials left open the chance for a compromise with Republicans that would include health insurance cooperatives. Such a concession is likely to enrage his liberal supporters but could deliver Obama a much-needed win on a top domestic priority opposed by GOP lawmakers.

Officials from both political parties reached across the aisle in an effort to find compromises on proposals they left behind when they returned to their districts for an August recess.

Obama has been pressing for the government to run a health insurance organization to help cover the nation's almost 50 million uninsured, but Republicans remain steadfast in arguing against it."

This is precisely WHY there must be checks and balances. WHY Russia, and Europe, and China, and most of South America are run by socialists who fancy themselves atop the food chain and revel in looking down upon what they consider to be the detritus of humanity.

I omitted Australia because Australians are, at heart, free people who'd like to keep it that way. Yes, they bow to a Queen who purports to know best but sometime in the not too distant future that'll change too.

All God's chillun got to be free. Those who see nothing bigger than themselves, a deity, a family, a country, they're the ones wanting to remain nurtured through the good graces of an all-consuming government. THEY are what's important. THEIR ideas supersede all others and if we don't agree they'll hire armed men to come kill us until the rest DO agree.

That's why the socialist left claiming that the rightwing resembles a Hitler-like entity is laughable. NAZI translates to German Socialist Peoples Who Hate All Others. Just like the libs do.

All WE want is to be left alone and rise or fall as our stars declare. Sure, we're a nation and nation's lend helping hands to their people, but for chrissake there is a HUGE difference between a modicum of assistance and working just to be sure lazy ass old Rufus gots his cable bill paid on time.

Now let's watch the fireworks as Emperor Obo The First backs off of yet ANOTHER campaign promise.

Hell, we never believed a word he said to begin with, so his lies go in one ear and out the other, but his messianic-like worshipers are going to shit a brick.

California police interview suspect in Obama 'Joker' posters

CLERMONT - Clermont police have interviewed one suspect who is admitting to putting up the dozens of posters pasted around the city depicting President Obama as the Joker character from the Batman film The Dark Knight, city officials confirmed.

Assistant City Manager Darren Gray said city officials have an individual "admitting to putting up 500" of the posters.

Clermont Police Capt. Eric Jensen said the male individual has admitted to putting up some signs, but investigators suspect others were involved and their investigation is continuing.

"We have talked to an individual," Jensen said. "He only admitted to some of it...We're still tracking down leads and talking to folks. We have not arrested anybody."

At this point officials are not sure how much damage was caused by the signs or the dollar amount associated with the clean-up.

Dozens of the posters were pasted around the city earlier this week. A pair of the posters were pasted to a Clermont Post Office collection box. They prompted the postmaster to contact the Postal Inspector's office, which is looking at potential federal crimes for defacing federal property.

City officials, meanwhile, are trying to determine what local crimes might be associated with the posting of the images on public and private properties. They've also been busy ripping down the sticky signs because they're a violation of city ordinance regarding illegal signs.

Jensen said he doesn't have a good count on the number of posters put up because, he said, "People are going out and tearing them down."

In a press release put out late today, Jensen said the suspect "also asked if he could video tape the encounter with the officers." Clermont Police declined that request.

"Currently we are still conducting interviews of victims, witnesses, and other suspects who were placing the Obama Joker Poster throughout our city," Jensen said in the statement. "We believe that the postings are the result of multiple suspects. We are hopeful that we can develop enough information to present charges of vandalism to the State Attorney's Office for review."

Amazing, isn't it. Under the guise of "cleaning up the posters", much of Kalifornification is in fact frothing at the mouth over the full frontal audacity of whomever had the unmitigated gall to portray their messiah in a less than flattering manner...

And it's fricking hilarious. Back when the seemingly weekly Bush cartoon offerings generated by libtards would surface, I'd laugh my ass off at the chimp-hitler-moron portrayals of W, and I happen to think that old George did so as well.

Argue with his policies but nothing can dismiss the fact that the man was a patriot, who, in war and peace, served his country to the best of his ability. Did he deserve such caricatures?

Deserve has nothing to do with it when it comes to politics. Grownups know this. But commie motherfuckers don't dare let the public see their master's feet of clay.

Ruins the sees-all, knows-all deal.

Hillary Rodham heads to Liberia to show "women power"

"US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton heads Thursday to war-battered Liberia in a show of support for Africa's only female leader, who has faced calls to step down over actions during brutal civil wars.

After a packed day of meetings and public events in regional power Nigeria, Clinton planned a less than 24-hour visit to Liberia for talks with President Ellen Johnson Sirleaf, the second to last stop on a seven-nation tour.

Africa's first female head of state has won strong support overseas, particularly in the United States, as she spearheads efforts to rebuild the west African nation founded a century and a half ago by freed American slaves.

But Liberia's Truth and Reconciliation Commission recently recommended that Sirleaf be banned from political activities for 30 years because of alleged involvement in the country's civil wars between 1989 and 2003.

Johnnie Carson, the assistant secretary of state for African affairs, said that Clinton "wants to reaffirm US support" for Sircleaf.

"The secretary wants to use this visit to show and demonstrate US support for the democratic progress that has occurred in Liberia," Carson said.

He said Liberia was one of the most important nations in Africa for Washington due to historic reasons.

Clinton has made women's rights a key theme on her 11-day tour, which included a lightning visit to the war-ravaged eastern Democratic Republic of Congo to comfort survivors of a rape epidemic."

MESSENGER FACTOIDIAL GOINGS ON:

Liberia, Burma, the United States of America.

The only nations continuing to disregard the NON-INTUITIVE metric system.

Until Barrack Hussein Obama...terrorist extraordinaire...surfaced (arising from the pond scum of Chicago politics), the United States of America was the richest nation in the world. Liberia was the poorest. Burma makes after-shave.

Today, Hillary Rodham visits Liberia as part of her hey-I've-gotta-do-SOMETHING tour, and is championing rape victims, perhaps as a mea culpa for all of the women her husband violated.

And since current president Sirleaf participated in the rape of Liberia via her participation in the bloody civil wars that threatened to destroy the nation in its entirety, it is quite fitting that Mz Rodham pay particular homage to Mz Sircleaf. That's SIRC-LEAF. NOT Cigar-Leaf.

Just saying.

Emperor Obo The First:: Or, Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire

"A group usually seen as one of Barack Obama's allies in the health care debate — AARP — says the president went too far Tuesday when he said the seniors lobby had endorsed the legislation pending in Congress.

AARP is sensitive to the issue because polls show that Medicare beneficiaries are worried their healthcare program will be cut to subsidize coverage for the uninsured.

At the town hall in Portsmouth, N.H., Obama said, "We have the AARP onboard because they know this is a good deal for our seniors." He added, "AARP would not be endorsing a bill if it was undermining Medicare."

But Tom Nelson, AARP's chief operating officer, said, "Indications that we have endorsed any of the major healthcare reform bills currently under consideration in Congress are inaccurate."

Like Obama, AARP wants action this year to cover the uninsured and restrain healthcare costs, but the organization has refrained from endorsing legislation. Nelson said AARP would not endorse a bill that reduces Medicare benefits.

A spokesman said the Medicare cuts that have been proposed so far would not affect benefits."

Poor Barry. Without a teleprompter the lad cannot tell what day of the week it is let alone remember who is or is not onboard with his let's-all-be-commies song and dance act.

And, if AARP is feeling the heat this does not bode well for our lord and master, not well at all. Fer chrissake maybe he'll even be forced to listen to...dare I say it...the VAST MAJORITY of Americans.

Gasp.

Gee. What's a king to do nowadays.

Senator Debbie Stabenow Can Feel Global Warming When She Flies...

Detroit, Mich. - "Michigan just experienced its coldest July on record; global temperatures haven't risen in more than a decade; Great Lakes water levels have resumed their 30-year cyclical rise (contrary to a decade of media scare stories that they were drying up due to global warming), and polls show that climate change doesn't even make a list of Michigan voters' top-ten concerns.

Yet in an interview with the Detroit News Monday, Senator Debbie Stabenow (D., Mich.) - recently appointed to the Senate Energy Committee - made clear that fighting the climate crisis is her top priority.

"Climate change is very real," she confessed as she embraced cap and trade's massive tax increase on Michigan industry - at the same time claiming, against all the evidence, that it would not lead to an increase in manufacturing costs or energy prices. "Global warming creates volatility. I feel it when I'm flying. The storms are more volatile. We are paying the price in more hurricanes and tornadoes."

Seriously now, is there ANYTHING more moonbatish than a dyed in the wool liberal female politician?

She feels global warming when she flies. Next she'll be forming the mile-high-frozen-tit club.

Betcha.

Then again maybe I'm being too harsh on the dumb broad. Maybe she's talking about whenever she takes the old broomstick for a spin.

At Long Last...Hillary Is Heard Fom

Hillary Clinton snapped at a press conference after she thought she was being asked her husband's opinion.

"The Secretary of State was asked by a Congolese student in Kinshasa what President Obama's opinion was on a Chinese loan to the Congo.

Unfortunately the translator made a mistake and asked her what President Clinton thought about it.

"You want me to tell you what my husband thinks?" she asked incredulously.

She then snapped: "My husband is not secretary of state, I am. I am not going to be channeling my husband."

Stupid, mean-spirited, uninformed and undereducated, Hillary RodHam continues to be taken aback whenever someone...even by mistake...wants to know what the real movers and shakers think.

Her entire claim to fame rests with her selection of a spouse. She's never operated so much as a lemonade stand nor acquired ANY work outside of what her husband's connections afforded her, but because of a monumental ego still wishes for people to treat her as if she actually did something interesting on her own.

Norks Using Bubba's Visit To Promote Lil Kimmy's Kid

"North Korea has been using Bill Clinton's visit to Pyongyang last week to promote leader Kim Jong-Il's son as the communist nation's next head of state, a news report said Sunday.

Former US president Clinton traveled to Pyongyang last week to take home two journalists jailed for having illegally entered North Korea.

Seoul's Yonhap news agency, quoting an unnamed source, said Pyongyang's National Security Agency was praising Kim Jong-Un, third son and heir apparent to Kim Jong-Il, 67, for having engineered the episode."

Told ya.

Lil Kimmy made a frantic plea to Uncle Bill to get his ass on over there. The Clinton's and Algore whipped up that fraudulent scheme for two "journalist" gals to be jailed, and the rest is history.

All with Emperor Obo's (aka Joker-Chimp-Hitler) blessings but of course.

Now if a broken down old Marine can figure this shit out what's wrong with the fucking American media?

Anyone Else Having Problems With Drudge...

Haven't been able to access the Drudge Report for over an hour now, and down for everyone else or just me says it's not just me.

Wondering if one or more of our valiant service-denial libs have attacked Drudge bigtime.

Bear Found Feeding Upon 73 Year-Old Woman

Obama Administration Creates Bruin-Czar To Determine If Bothersome Seniors Might Regularly Be Dispatched In Such A Manner...

OURAY, Colo. — "Wildlife officials say a bear was found feeding on the body of a 73-year-old woman who had been repeatedly warned not to give dog food to the bruins that live near her home north of Ouray.

A caretaker said she saw the bear over the woman's body Friday and called 911. The victim's name has not been released.

Colorado Division of Wildlife spokesman Joe Lewandowski says it's unclear if the bear killed the woman of if she died of other causes. He says the woman was known to feed bears dog food and would not stop, even after repeated requests from wildlife officials.

Sheriff's deputies investigating the incident killed an aggressive bear at the woman's home. A necropsy is planned for the 250-pound male to determine the contents of its stomach."

There are lots better ways to go than being munched on by an omnivore that doesn't even care if you're dead or not before feasting. Sorta like the Japs and their sushi shit. It'd be cool if any of that India karma crap was true and people were reincarnated into a person place or thing that reflected the behavior of their last go-'round.

Just think of how such a reality would deal with Barack Obama or Ted Kennedy or Nancy or Babs or Barney.

Hey wait a sec. Maybe the old gal was getting her just desserts. Still and all, bad mojo to feed the bears. Might give Obama ideas about what to do with the senior citizens who impose too much of a strain on the health care system.

I Guess Murdoch Wasn't Kidding

As an avid sports freak I use Fox online for keeping in touch with my favorite teams. Not that it is any great shakes, mind you, but my despisement of ESPN precludes clicking into that den of iniquity on anything close to a regular basis.

Day after day, hour after hour, minute after minute...okay you get the picture...ESPN is faster and more accurate than Fox, always has been, always will be. Fox simply doesn't dislocate its collective shoulder with incessant back-patting so if I want to know a score or standing that's where I go for a look see because I cannot tolerate the WE SAID IT FIRST!!! schtick over at ESPN.

But now its getting silly. Fox hasn't updated its baseball standings in 2 days. 48 hours and counting. Used to be it took several hours to get a won-lost, current streak, or Wild Card assessment, but 2 days is more than a little ridiculous for an organization claiming to have journalistic integrity.

So this has me thinking that the guys and gals at Fox, usually half-asleep at the switch anyway, took old Ruppert's pay as you go attitude to heart. That, or they've become worse than ever and in today's shoddy-work-is-good-enough attitude that pervades the Jurassic Press, it is hard to tell which is which.

I'll never pay for Fox Sports, not with its lackadaisical performance and constant bombardment of pop-ups featuring things no one over the age of 6 could possibly be interested in.

And that ain't a gonna change no matter how much they charge.

COPS SHOOT, KILL LONG ISLAND MAN WITH FAKE GUN

See. The NYPD is so fucking badass they can kill you using a fake gun.

"Cops fatally shot a Long Island man today after he trained what appeared to be a machine gun -- later determined to be fake -- on them from his stoop, police said.

Investigators found Keating, 56, standing on the front porch of his Bellport home brandishing "what appeared to be an automatic weapon," when they responded to calls of shots fired at 1 a.m.

"You're going to have to take me," he allegedly taunted.

When the Suffolk County officers told him to drop the weapon Keating, who underwent a psychiatric evaluation after a DWI arrest last year, dashed into the house.

He reemerged a short time later, repeated the taunt and aimed the gun -- a non-working replica of an Uzi -- at them.

The cops opened fire, hitting him ten times"

Wow. An earlier version of the story said that 4 cops emptied their GLOCK 19's at the guy, so 60 bullets fired and 10 hits is like off the chart for the NYPD with regards to accuracy.

Betcha they've been practicing on toy-gun-users all over the city. Hey it's win-win. They'd NEVER take a shot at someone with a REAL Uzi without first calling for SWAT, chopper support, the National Guard and enough snipers to man every last rooftop for a square mile of blocks. Being a born and bred NY'er, this is how I know that they knew the Uzi was a fake.

Venting. When you and I have to let off some steam we kick the cat. The cops find an immigrant or retarded person to shoot.

Yes By Golly...It's The 64th Anniversary Of Nuke-That-Jap

Hiroshima. August 6, 1945. Courtesy of "Little Boy".

Algore's Gift To Kimmy

"Who could help but be buoyed by the sight of TV journalists Laura Ling and Euna Lee arriving safely at an airport in Burbank after nearly five months of North Korean captivity?

The women, who work for former Veep Al Gore's cable network Current TV, faced a bleak future: Captured after reportedly straying across the border from China while filming a story, they were sentenced to 12 years' hard labor for entering the country illegally.

Behind-the-scenes diplomacy effected a "special pardon" from North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il -- but freedom came at a price.

Indeed, though Washington will deny it, this was a hostage ransom -- starting with Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's plea for "amnesty," which carried a basic admission of wrongdoing.

"It speaks well of our country that when two American citizens are in harm's way, that so many people will just put things aside and [ensure] a happy ending," said Gore yesterday.

Indeed.

But why should Washington have been put in such a position to begin with?

What were Gore & Co. thinking when they sent these two women to one of the most dangerous places on earth?

Such conduct has consequences -- and in this case, they go far beyond the simple risk to two people whose arrest was as predictable as the morning sunrise.

The result: America's foreign policy regarding an unstable, highly belligerent emerging nuclear power was needlessly complicated, and both the region and the world are more dangerous because of it.

What was the point?"

Bullshit was the point. The entire fiasco was staged from the get-go because anytime there's TWO Clinton's and one Algore in the mix NOTHING is what it appears to be.

Add a racist community organizer in-chief to the picture and I flat out triple dare guarantee that a bigtime scam is in the works.

Back when Lil Kimmy's papa was fixing to retire, ex-President Jimmy Carter arrived to smooth the transition of power. North Korean politics being what it is, whomever shows the most balls wins the crown and having a line of former American Presidents, Vice Presidents, and First Lady's at your beck and call is heady stuff.

This all tells me one thing. Lil Kimmy is really sick, on his last legs even, and wanting his son to have an unopposed path to the throne. Carter assured them that all would be well, Clinton gave away the nuclear store while in office, and was back in town to whisper sweet nothings to the Norks about how Jughead wouldn't let them down.

Done deal.

Obamadroids Running Scared

And how can you tell? As always, when liberals aren't getting their way they lie, cheat, steal, destroy private property, and generally shit their trousers often enough to create a stink even the Yellowstream Media cannot ignore.

Here's Michelle Malkin's take:

"White House spokesman Robert Gibbs derided health-care town-hall protesters as the "Brooks Brothers brigade." He taunted: "I hope people will take a jaundiced eye to what is clearly the Astroturf nature of so-called grass-roots lobbying."

But never mind all that.

Some panicked congressional targets of the Tea Party movement have responded by shutting their offices, closing their blinds and shooing pesky constituents off public property.

Liberal bloggers and cable yakkers are waging their own war on the Tea Party movement, calling it "thuggery" and "hooliganism."

Talking Points Memo blogger Josh Marshall bemoaned a fiscal-conservative activist's memo offering advice on how to "pack the hall . . . spread out" and challenge a politician early "to rattle him, get him off his prepared script and agenda." Horrors! "This amounts to a sort of civic vigilantism," Marshall fretted.

No, showing up at a congressional town hall and booing a talking-points-programmed hack isn't "civic vigilantism." Throwing rocks, pouring cement on train tracks, blocking military shipments, smashing windows, hurling paint, slashing tires, vandalizing businesses and throwing shoes are vigilante acts.

That is what the anti-war, anti-free trade, anti-Bush mob did for eight years -- and there wasn't a peep about those tactics from Obama's blogging pals.

Now, the taxpayers footing the bill for Obama's redistribution of health and wealth are silent no more -- and the unhinged Left is beside itself. The "thoughtful" left-wing response to the Tea Party counterinsurgency can best be summed up by hysterical Hollywood actress Janeane Garafolo, who railed last week: "F---ing redneck d--chebaggery. Unmitigated d--chebaggery."

It's not the town halls that have gone wild. It's the Tea Party bashers who can't tolerate peaceful, open dissent"

On a personal note, locally I've yet to see even ONE instance of a true grassroot protest start or become ugly, but that's only until the liberals arrive. Then its off to the races, as the childish thugs scream, threaten, and even DEMAND police action to thwart ideas opposed to their own.

Face to face you've nothing to worry about but for chrissake NEVER turn your back. My association with liberal thugs goes wayyyyyyyy back, hearkening to the Vietnam protester era.

Don't believe those staged pictures of hippies inserting flora into the barrels of M-14's. The "flower children" were the true killers. As long as your back was turned.

Obama Lets The Cop Do The Heavy Lifting

"Damn...if I'd have remembered Gatesy was just another old crip I'd have used him for the pain-pill-not-the-operation plan but now it's fucking ruined..."

OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE SPOTTED IN BOGUS MOON LANDING FOOTAGE

by Ann Coulter

Subtitled: Yes, We Have Our Share Of Kooks Too But At Least We Know They're Kooks

"Tardy though they are, we welcome MSNBC to finally joining every major conservative news outlet -- including Fox News, The American Spectator, Human Events, National Review and Sweetness & Light -- in discrediting the idea that President Obama wasn't born in this country and, therefore, is ineligible to be president.

Now the big question: Was Joe Biden born on this planet?

Inasmuch as the "birther" movement was hatched in the station wagon of MSNBC's favorite left-wing fantasist, Larry Johnson, maybe the mainstream media can stop acting as if it's a creation of the Republican National Committee.

Which party contains 99 percent of the people who believe (or believed):

-- O.J. is innocent;

-- Bush shirked his National Guard duty;

-- Sarah Palin's infant child, Trig, was actually the child of her daughter;

-- Justice Antonin Scalia threw the 2000 election to Bush so that his son could get a legal job with the Labor Department;

-- The spectacularly guilty Mumia Abu-Jamal was framed;

-- The Diebold Corp. secretly stole thousands of Kerry votes in 2004;

-- Duke lacrosse players gang-raped a stripper;

-- Bill Clinton did not have sex with "that woman";

-- Heterosexuals are just as likely to contract AIDS as gays;

-- John Edwards didn't have an affair with Rielle Hunter;

-- John Edwards' campaign aide Andrew Young is the father of Rielle Hunter's child.

And as has been recently noted, a 2007 Rasmussen poll showed that 35 percent of Democrats believe Bush knew about the 9/11 attacks in advance, while 26 percent aren't sure ...

Holy mackerel.

Another favorite MSNBC guest, Janeane Garofalo, believes Enron's Ken Lay faked his own death. It's weird that Keith Olbermann didn't ask her about that when she was on his show a couple of months ago, given his sudden interest in stamping out conspiracy theories.

Also trying to revive his failing TV show, MSNBC'S Chris Matthews has been denouncing the birthers on "Hardball" nightly and demanding that every elected Republican who appears on his show do the same.

How many times has Matthews forced Democratic officeholders to denounce Al Sharpton for the Tawana Brawley hoax? Or for that matter, how many times has he forced Sharpton -- a frequent guest on his show -- to admit the case was a fraud?

Sharpton has veto power over all Democratic presidential candidates. Even Al Gore, a former vice president of the United States, was required to kiss Sharpton's ring.

If there ever comes a time when Republican presidential candidates have to get the blessing of the head of the birther movement to run, I'll say: I'm wrong -- Republicans do have as many conspiracy nuts as the Democrats.

Not content with merely humoring their nuts, Democratic officeholders promote conspiracy theories themselves.

In 2003, Democratic presidential candidate and future Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean approvingly cited the left-wing lunacy that Saudi Arabia had warned Bush in advance about the 9/11 attacks. He promised a caller to National Public Radio that, if elected, he would investigate.

In the fall of 2004, Clinton's Secretary of State Madeleine Albright said she believed Bush was holding Osama bin Laden and planned to release him just before the election. (She later claimed she was joking -- a surprise to all three witnesses who heard her say it.)

Sen. Barbara Boxer officially objected to the certification of Ohio's votes in the 2004 election -- on the Senate floor -- and demanded an investigation into the "Diebold stole Kerry votes" conspiracy theory.

And, of course, a Democratic House and Senate actually used official government proceedings to investigate the original nut-job conspiracy theory, the "October Surprise," maintaining that Reagan struck a secret deal with the Iranians not to release the hostages until after the 1980 election.

Now, the only October surprise will come under ObamaCare: Order an MRI in April and get it by ... October -- surprise!

Rosie O'Donnell -- who has headlined many a Democratic fundraiser -- is a prominent 9/11 "truther." She believes the World Trade Center was blown up with explosives, not taken down by terrorists in airplanes.

Most shockingly, the Democrats have a hand-in-glove relationship with Michael Moore, crackpot documentarian, whose "Fahrenheit 9/11" is chock-a-block with demented conspiracy theories, including:

-- the 2000 election was stolen;

-- the Bush family clandestinely spirited the bin Laden family out of the U.S. after the 9/11 attacks; and

-- Bush went to war in Afghanistan, not to avenge the 9/11 terrorist attack, but to help the Unocal Corp. obtain a natural gas pipeline in Afghanistan.

Terry McAuliffe, then chairman of the Democratic National Committee attended the glittering Washington, D.C., premiere of "Fahrenheit 9/11" and emerged endorsing Moore's wacko Unocal conspiracy theory. "I believe it after seeing that," McAuliffe said.

Show me RNC Chairman Michael Steele saying "I believe the birthers" and I'll give 10 percent of my book profits to Air America, raising their profits to -- let's see ... about 10 percent of my book profits.

Democratic presidential candidate Wesley Clark proudly accepted Moore's endorsement in 2004, and Moore was an honored guest at the 2004 Democratic National Convention, sitting with former President Carter.

What is the likelihood that a birther will be sitting with former President Bush at the 2012 Republican National Convention?

Other Democrats who attended Moore's movie screening included Sens. Tom Daschle, Tom Harkin, Max Baucus, Ernest Hollings, Debbie Stabenow, Bill Nelson, and representatives Charles Rangel and Jim McDermott.

Show me a half-dozen Republican senators attending a birther movie premiere, and I'll pretend to believe that Olbermann went to the Ivy League Cornell."

There is simply no other reason for such liberal shenanigans save for the fact that they are brain dead misanthropes who cannot coexist with true homo sapiens.

White House Encroaching on First Amendment

You Know...The One In That Old Ass Bill Of Rights Deal

"A Republican senator is calling for the White House to suspend a new project that asks members of the public to flag “fishy” claims about President Obama’s health care plans, arguing that it raises privacy concerns and will serve to chill free speech.

Sen. John Cornyn, R-Texas, is sending a letter to the White House today asking the president to “cease this program immediately” -- or to explain how Americans’ privacy will be protected if e-mails are forwarded to the White House as requested.

“I am not aware of any precedent for a President asking American citizens to report their fellow citizens to the White House for pure political speech that is deemed ‘fishy’ or otherwise inimical to the White House’s political interests,” Cornyn writes

“I can only imagine the level of justifiable outrage had your predecessor asked Americans to forward emails critical of his policies to the White House. I suspect that you would have been leading the charge in condemning such a program -- and I would have been at your side denouncing such heavy-handed government action.”

Yesterday, White House director of new media Macon Phillips wrote a blog posting urging readers to flag questionable claims about health care proposals."

This little commie fuck is toast and running scared, so that means hitting back at what ails him.

US.

Me and you.

The folks the son of a bitch WORKS FOR.

I've said it before and it bears repeating; this race mongering monstrosity is the worst terrorist ever to challenge America.

On the positive side, there DO happen to be some good things about shitheads Presidency:

1.) We all thought that they couldn't get any worse than Jimmy Carter. Learning otherwise makes us all the wiser for such an in-depth TEACHING PROCESS. Obama proves that Carter was a piker.

2.) The true face of the liberal agenda is being broadcast worldwide. The Yellowstream Media that SHOULD be trying to show Obamanoids only the best side of jughead simply cannot help itself and is forced to disseminate virtually everything the traitor says.

3.) Not that you'd know it from listening to his racist rants, but his election proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that America has gone far beyond its hate-the-nigger past. And instead of wanting to thank America and be proud to serve so open minded a country of people, the madman takes the first opportunity he can to show that today...it's certain BLACKS who are the real racists.

4.) Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, et al are getting so much ink that America's collective digestive tract is regurgitating such bile and will continue to do so for at least the next 3 years. Shining a light on cockroaches just lets more folks see how truly repugnant they really are.

There's more, lots more, if you happen to be a half-full kind of guy.

"Blade Runner" Gun Auctions Off At $270,000

Sort of like a real gun with a Tic-Tac dispenser included, eh?

When It's About Them, Suddenly It AIN'T Art

When Vanity Fair published this Bush-The-Joker toon, the libs chortled, giggled, and climaxed in commie ecstasy over the latest Bush-Hitler-Chimp rendition of their favorite man in the whole wide world to hate.

Now that the shoe is on the other foot however, they're calling it mean spirited and "dangerous" to depict the jug eared wonder in such a manner.

Three words:

Tough Shit, Assholes.

Lou Dobbs On Emperor Barry-Boy's Birth Certificate

"The Associated Press is wrong and Lou Dobbs is right.

This past weekend, the AP published a story entitled "CNN's Dobbs Under Fire for Hosting 'Birthers'".

The AP began their highly critical story on Dobbs: "He's become a publicity nightmare for CNN, embarrassed his boss and hosted a show that seemed to contradict the network's 'no bias' brand."

And what is Dobbs' "crime?" He has said on air that Obama should release his birth certificate and has had on his show guests who suggested Obama was born outside the U.S.

Dobbs does not believe Obama was born outside the U.S., nor does Newsmax. The evidence indicates he was born in Hawaii. But the indisputable fact is that Obama has not released his birth certificate, which the state of Hawaii issues for all citizens born there. The AP implies that Obama has not released a "long version of his birth certificate." But Obama has never released either a long or short version of his birth certificate.

Instead, Obama's campaign last year released only his Certification of Live Birth from the state of Hawaii, which is a document that offers a summarized version of the birth certificate. Even state residents born outside the U.S. can get one.

During the 2008 presidential campaign, GOP nominee Sen. John McCain quickly released his birth certificate when liberal bloggers raised questions about his eligibility to be president. McCain was born at a military hospital in Panama.

Obama likewise could put the matter to rest by releasing his actual birth certificate, which would show, among other things, the place of his birth and the doctor who performed the birth procedure.

This information is not provided on the Certification of Live Birth.

As it stands, Obama is the only president in history whose birthplace is unknown to the public – a fact that would be stated on the actual birth certificate. Interestingly, his family has mentioned two different hospitals in Hawaii as the place of birth.

Obama’s refusal to release his birth certificate does mean that Obama remains one of America’s most mysterious and opaque presidents ever.

Obama, for example, has not released many other documents regarding his public and private life.

Many of these documents were sought by reporters, who easily acquiesced when Obama said he would not release them – though most presidential candidates release them as a perfunctory matter.

Among the key documents that Obama continues to shield from the public:

• Obama released just one brief document detailing his personal health. McCain, on the other hand, released what he said was his complete medical file, totaling more than 1,500 pages.

• Obama refused to offer his official papers as a state legislator in Illinois. Nor did he produce correspondence, such as his schedules of appointments or letters from lobbyists, from his days in the Illinois state Senate.

• Obama did not release his client list as an attorney or his billing records. He maintained that he performed only a few hours of legal work for a nonprofit organization with ties to Tony Rezko, the Chicago businessman convicted of fraud in June 2008 but did not release billing records that would prove this assertion.

• Obama ignored requests for his records from Occidental College, where he studied for two years before transferring to Columbia University.

• Obama’s campaign refused to give Columbia, where he earned an undergraduate degree in political science, permission to release his transcripts. Former President George W. Bush and presidential contenders Al Gore and John Kerry all released their college transcripts.

• Obama did not agree to the release of his application to the Illinois State Bar, which would have cleared up intermittent allegations that his application may have been inaccurate.

• Obama did not release records from his time at Harvard Law School.

• During the presidential campaign, McCain’s campaign released a full list of all online donors. Obama’s campaign still has not released the names of those who donated at least one-third of the $750 million he raised.

Ironically, Obama accused the Bush White House of being "one of the most secretive administrations in our history," and chided then-Sen. Hillary Clinton for not releasing her White House schedules."

As is the case with many of us, I'm not thinking that Emperor Barry Boy is an illegal alien or something like that.

Just would like to know why he's puling a John Kerry and withholding pertinent records. With Kerry it was an easy call; he simply didn't want anyone to see the reprimands along with the kudos, but with Emperor Barry Boy this is a stumper.

As has been opined by others, perhaps Mama Obo had a fling with the 6th Fleet and Papa Obo is merely the guy who lent her his name.

Lem talks about it here, too.

Would You Buy A Teeshirt With THIS Joker On It?

Its making the rounds here and there and soon to be everywhere, but so far I've yet to see a cap or shirt so adorned.

Probably more suited to Kitty-Litter bags. Or hemorrhoid creams. After all....wait for rimshot...

The joker is a pussy as well as an asshole.

Peter And Gordon: True Love Ways

Peter And Gordon...RIP Gordon Waller

One of my favorite ballads from the 60's was performed by Peter and Gordon. On July 17, Gordon Waller died, and in tribute, here's A Summer Song.