Thursday, December 03, 2009

Ann Coulter Does The Climate Change Thang

"Even if the Earth were warming -- which apparently it is not -- the idea that humans using energy-efficient lightbulbs would alter the temperature of the globe is approximately as plausible as the Aztecs' belief that they were required to wrench the beating heart out of living, breathing humans in order to keep the sun on its path.

Sadly, the "human sacrifice deniers" lost the argument to Aztec CRU scientists, who explained that there was a "scientific consensus" on the benefits of ritual murder.

But at least the Aztecs only slaughtered tens of thousands of humans in the name of "climate change." The global warming cultists want us all dead"

With, of course them alive and ready to inherit what remains of the earth.

Cuz that's how South Park kids think. Life as we know it will disappear but they will be spared because....

Unlike the dinosaurs, the tree-huggers might be as dumb as a box of claw hammers but huddling together on the internet and sharing pics of Obama in his underwear will save them.

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