Brrrrrrrrrrrr.....
Pretty much all week we'll be 10 degrees or so below normal here in central Florida, and this means that a daily high in the mid-60's will be sending dyed in the wool sunshine stater's out to brave the frigid outdoors looking for those elusive things northerners refer to as ear-muffs. Luckily, there will be no need to figure out what in all hell's to do with let alone even find rock salt, windshield scrapers, or, heavens forbid, snow tires, and this is a very good thing indeed.
The mere thought of frozen-over roads would send hapless cars and trucks and scooters of all sizes into whatever ditches were available and I won't even GO THERE with regards to what'd happen to senior citizen drivers. Suffice to say that Ford would be forced to ask FEMA for assistance in getting Grand Marquis repair parts flown in and there'd be hell to pay in answering why ice-levee's weren't constructed so as to keep the stuff away from driveways.
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