Tuesday, December 16, 2008

'It doesn't get more deadly than an AK-47'


"The recent discovery of two rapid-fire, high-powered assault-style rifles in Peoria has alarmed police because they know the devastating punch they pack. And when police are worried, residents ought to be.

The first gun, a knock-off version of an AK-47, was recovered Oct. 29 from a Central Peoria house as police raided the home looking for drugs. Three days later, another AK-47-type semi-automatic rifle was used against officers in a shoot-out that ended with the gunman being killed.

"It doesn't get more deadly than an AK-47," Peoria police spokesman Doug Burgess said.

Oh for heavens sake, but come now. I'm a lot more dangerous than an AK, and I bet you are too.

Let's do a little research. We'll ask this hysterical gal to monitor the results, and she can bring along old Kent Ketchum, aka police spokesman Dougie Boy Burgess.

Take an AK, any AK will do. Place it on a chair. Move an identical chair next to it, then place me on that chair.

On the count of 3, we all shout "KILL!"

Ya know, if we could get 'em to place cash money wagers on this we could win a bundle.

And by the way, you distraught nitwit...

Fark you.

Thanks to The War on Guns for the link.

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