Another source confirmed the carcass on the grounds of the U.S. Naval Observatory, where the vice president lives. "I was walking to work and tried my best to look away," the deer-spotter told Wonkette.com."
The story continues with officials offering that deer run rampant in the area, and it could have been hit by a car. That would satisfy the loons, because running their 4-ton soccer-tanks into woodland creatures is fine and dandy but don't dare shoot one and eat it.