BE VEWWY QUIET – I’M HUNTING WABBITS!
September 7, 2007 -- Those wascally Kwemlin wadicals will weck Wussia, he-man Vladimir Putin weckons, uh, reckons, unless he does something about them.
The Kremlin released a Rambo-style photo of the buff and bare-chested Russian leader showing off his abs while hunting with a rifle in the south Siberian republic of Tuva last month.
It was similar to snapshots of a shirtless Putin fishing with Prince Albert of Monaco on the Yenisei River that Russian tabloids made a big deal about last month.
“Be Like Putin,” the newspaper Komsomolskaya Pravda blared in its headline, along with a guide for readers on how to keep in shape like the 54-year-old leader.
Putin is a downhill skier, regularly exercises and holds a black belt in Judo, readers were told."
I sincerely hope this doesn't catch on stateside. Politicians traipsing through nothing more than an overgrown backyard, topless, and packing minor heat, would be hard, really hard to stomach.
Good Lord I just had a mental image of Rodham...
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