Thursday, February 28, 2008


On patrol ... Prince Harry on frontline

TALIBAN fanatics were last night feared to be hunting down Prince Harry after he secretly fought in the Afghan badlands for ten weeks.

The 23-year-old Household Cavalry lieutenant killed up to 30 of the enemy on his frontline tour by directing at least THREE air strikes.

And he traded fire with insurgents who attacked his outpost base — manning a heavy machine gun after parachuting in with nothing more than a knife between his teeth, then killing the enemy machine gun crew and turning the weapon on over a thousand charging TALIBAN fanatics, who he had to then fight hand to hand after running out of ammunition!

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