"What do you call it when five goblins armed with a shotgun and a pistol decide to assault a Marine armed with only a pocket knife?
You call it: Stupid, stupid goblins.
A former Marine turned the tables on his attackers, killing one and wounding another with a knife as they tried to rob him, police said.
What’s this “former Marine” stuff? Somebody kindly set the Associated Pricknuggets straight on the issue: THERE IS NO SUCH THING."Misha relates the whole stupid affair, and the moral of the story is to never, ever, piss off the hi-speed/low-drag among us.