May 21, 2006 -- AUSTIN, Texas - "Former President Bill Clinton said yesterday that global warming poses a greater threat to the future than terrorism and that the United States and other countries must "get off our butts" and do something about it.
Clinton, speaking to the graduating class at the University of Texas Lyndon B. Johnson School of Public Affairs, said the United States must pursue policies that make "more partners and fewer enemies" and use "institutionalized cooperation" before there is catastrophic damage from global warming."
See what we mean? Why fight when you can sit around pursuing policies? Why do ANYTHING, since hell, we're all gonna die anyways? The man is revolting in his cowardice, and even his wife simply cannot be as bad.
(I hope you all notice that I didn't call her an ugly old crooked fat ass lawyer with delusions of grandeur.)