Sunday, May 21, 2006

The King Of All Bullshit...

...Speaks

WARMING WORSE THAN TERROR: BILL

May 21, 2006 -- AUSTIN, Texas - "Former President Bill Clinton said yesterday that global warming poses a greater threat to the future than terrorism and that the United States and other countries must "get off our butts" and do something about it.

Clinton, speaking to the graduating class at the University of Texas Lyndon B. Johnson School of Public Affairs, said the United States must pursue policies that make "more partners and fewer enemies" and use "institutionalized cooperation" before there is catastrophic damage from global warming."

See what we mean? Why fight when you can sit around pursuing policies? Why do ANYTHING, since hell, we're all gonna die anyways? The man is revolting in his cowardice, and even his wife simply cannot be as bad.

(I hope you all notice that I didn't call her an ugly old crooked fat ass lawyer with delusions of grandeur.)


2 comments:

Cookie..... said...

Ya....I noticed you didn't call her that...

ya know Fits...the thing about yur blog is that if'n I miss stop'n over fer just one day...there's ten posts t'read just t'catch up....they're all good reads of course...no problem there...but my question is...are you a Manic Writer....?

Fits said...

Answered you via email. Duh. Blogger or AOL or something went kerplooey and I received this comment as if it was an email. I LOVE hi-tech.