Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys
Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys
Exclusive Update...
Messenger operatives have learned that NY Mayor Michael Bloomberg became furious after viewing the above video, and immediately sent out a call to all nearby states for them to join him in drafting a law prohibiting edged weapons within 1000 feet of a monkey, or likely monkey thoroughfare.
Developing story...more to follow...
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