Sunday, October 28, 2007

When There's Nothing To Do But Watch The Corn Grow...

Iowa man arrested after found with blowup doll in restroom

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa: An Iowa man was arrested after being found in a government building restroom lying next to an inflatable, anatomically correct doll with his pants down, police said.

Craig McCullough, 47, was charged last week with indecent exposure, a misdemeanor.

The criminal complaint against McCullough says he was discovered in the public restroom by an agent for the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency in the Hach office building.

McCullough's criminal record includes a 2004 conviction for burglarizing Just For Me bridal boutique. Shortly after the burglary, police officers found McCullough in a nearby alley, carrying a mannequin wearing a bridal gown.

Local officers were reluctant to provide answers to the persistent rumor that Mr. McCullough had dressed the doll to resemble a certain Junior Senator from NY, and had been heard in various other government buildings shouting "How do YOU like taking it like you're trying to make US take it..." while using the toilet facilities.

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