Saturday, June 24, 2006

Cue Twilight Zone Music...And...Action...

The Messenger of Allah Presents
The Muslim Program

What Muslims Want

"We want our people in America whose parents or grandparents were descendants from slaves, to be allowed to establish a separate state or territory of their own...either on this continent or elsewhere. We believe that our former slave masters are obliged to provide such land and that the area must be fertile and minerally rich. We believe that our former slave masters are obligated to maintain and supply our needs in this separate territory for the next 20 to 25 years...until we are able to produce our own needs.

Since we cannot get along with them in peace and equality, after giving them 400 years of our sweat and blood, and receiving in return some of the worst treatment human beings have ever experienced, we believe our contributions to this land and the suffering forced upon us by white America, justifies our demand for complete separation in a state or territory of our own."

Damn if these fella's ain't on the right track. And since the farms of my ancestors were overrun by invading hordes of blue-painted forest folks who then sold them into slavery via Sicily and Corsica, I hereby stake claim to, France, Great Britain, most of Germany, but am open to negotiation concerning the Russian steppes.

Hey, I don't want to be a pig, just looking for retroactive justice don't ya know.

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