Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Heaven Help Me But I Need To Get Out More

You Are A: Monkey!

Monkeys are intelligent and agile, well-adapted for jungle life as they swing happily from tree to tree. As a monkey, you are a social animal who prefers a warm climate, eats a wide range of food and is quick to learn new things. A monkey's tiny primate features are irresistable, as is his gregarious personality!

You were almost a: Pony or a Squirrel

You are least like a: Groundhog or a Chipmunk

I absconded with this from Cookie. He's cuddly. He's a nice guy so stuff like this goes over well. Me, if I don't get back into the swing of things soon I'll begin sounding like some never-done-shite-hog who doesn't know how to dress well or spitshine a shoe, my cooking that's been complimented on every continent will be long forgotten as the taste buds dwindle to whitebreadishness, I'll forget how to offer opinions suited to a male, or provide a hard solution upon a 600 yard target. You know, the women-hater who lives close to his parents. The writing will suffer, the REAL writing, that is, because in-bred notetaking isn't writing any more than masturbation in the tub is a weekend of wild sex with Marilyn Monroe straight out of Some Like It Hot.

Why couldn't I have been a pony? And the first one that says they don't grow 'em that big...

On the other hand, Lisa says she's bringing home ICE CREAM!

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