Sunday, June 25, 2006

Might Wish To Cancel That Trip To The Apple Until After The First...

"We are 98% confident that the Bible predicts the UN Plaza in Midtown Manhattan will be hit by a terrorist nuclear bomb between Thursday evening June 29th and Saturday evening July 1st, 2006."

Biblical scholar Gordon Ritchie has found the true and heretofore secret Bible Code that allows him to decipher hidden meanings left behind lo those thousands of years past. He's done all he can to warn the people of NYC, but to no avail, so if you're in lower Manhattan keep a look out for a large, mushroom shaped cloud.

And this one won't be coming from the kitchen of one of the many Indian restaurants, so it'd be a good idea to run like hell.

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