Friday, November 05, 2010

Obama Secret Service Detail Orders "Shovel-Ready" Barry-Burrow To Be Built For His Visit To India...

Tunnel for Obama near Mani Bhavan

"It could give a sense of superior American organisation, or be an indicator of a deep-set persecution complex. It could also be a manifestation of Uncle Sam’s penchant for a show of strength.

The matter pertains to US president Barack Obama’s planned visit to Mani Bhavan —the Gandhi museum — on November 6, soon after he reaches Mumbai. On Monday, US secret agents visited the museum to plan Obama’s security detail. 

They were accompanied by officers of Mumbai Police and civic officials of the D ward (where Mani Bhavan is located). While inspecting the route and the buildings lining up the route to the museum, the Americans detected a skyscraper near Peddar road and also found the area to be highly populated.

Since it is difficult to monitor such a congested area, they came up with a quick solution which left the Indians accompanying them amazed: A bomb-proof over-ground tunnel — to be installed by US military engineers in just an hour. 

The tunnel would be a kilometre long and measure 12ft by 12ft — enough to let Obama’s cavalcade pass through. The tunnel would be centrally air-conditioned, fitted with close-circuit television cameras, and will be heavily guarded at every point, including, of course, its entry and exit.

Details about when exactly the tunnel would be made were not forthcoming. But officials said that the structure would be dismantled immediately after Obama leaves the area."

Now this gives me an idea. Something that could solve some of our unemployment problems. 

Since Caliph Barry and Lady Shelly can't sit still for a NY second and are forever gallivanting from hither to yon, a work force could be formed to encapsulate either or even both of them, in a such a tunnel every time they leave the White House.

Each city in each state along an Obama trek would have standby workers raring to go should the clarion call go forth to ready the Barry Burrow.

Win-win. People get much needed jobs, and those along the roadside don't ever have to see Barack or Her Highness again.

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