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It is my personal feeling and fervent wish that PETA catches up to you grifters and covers ya'll in buckets of Yak blood. I've contacted PETA affiliates in Florida and Tennessee, and they've assured me that they'll be looking into those there "proper channels", Mr. Boone. Because, ya see, if'n they CAN git you in dutch with the government they WILL, but if they can't get you in dutch with the government they'll settle for the slathering of Yak blood.
Doing both would actually suit them just fine, so if I were ya'll I'd be on the lookout for other geeks bearing grifts.