Saturday, February 25, 2006

Breaking news from the Sudan....

Latest News From Sudan At Sudan.Net
UN envoy rejects Sudan government's criticism - AP 02/22/06. Death toll fromcholera outbreak in southern Sudan rises to 59 - Xinhua 02/22/06 ...

Hmmm. Okay. Same old, same old. Barbarians dying of curable diseases because they're, well, barbarians, and the UN moaning about something or another. Let's see what else is happening in that part of the Dark Continent. Never know, sometimes there's some interesting shit going on...

Man forced to marry goat in southern Sudan

Feb 24, 2006 (MALAKAL) — A certain Mr Tombe was caught having an intimate relation with a goat belonging to a Mr Alifi at Hai Malakal — Upper Nile State, southern Sudan — on February 13. Tombe was ordered to pay the goat’s dowry and take the animal as his wife .

Mr Alifi said: "It was around midnight when Tombe came to do his nonsense on my goat, and I was already in bed inside my house. Suddenly , I heard the goat make a loud noise. Immediately, I rushed outside to find Mr Tombe was naked and engaged in a relation with my goat . When I asked him what are you doing there, he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Alifi then brought some elders to decide the fate of the goat defiler.
"They said I should not take him to the police , but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife."

Nah, I was wrong. Same old shit.

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