Saturday, December 31, 2005

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Would you pay $175 for a pound of coffee beans which had passed through the backside of a furry mammal in Indonesia?

Old news to those who've visited or lived in Indonesia, and the stuff is bloody awful.

But the lefties love two things as much as anything else; their exotic coffees and small furry animals, so it's a match made in heaven. Just wait until the left coast loons REALLY learn about this swill and the Indonesians will be sending over bogus cat-shit-coffee by the boatload. By then the fad will be so all pervasive that marketing company's will be begging Teddy Kennedy to swallow some coffee cherries each day so they can sell the ultimate in what a liberal would drink each and every morning. And to all my unconservative friends, just don't ever make the mistake of leaning over a Teddy-Roasted Brew and ask if you can dunk.

Bad form.

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